The Witty Bastard
Hi, I'm Ashkan.
You can call me Ash
Pre-exam procrastination has begun. 🙇 1 month. 8 seasons. 0 exam passes. #dexter #letsdothis #helloresits (at Platform 9 and 3 failures. )
Friday, 7:14 pm
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Saturday, 5:46 pm
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Me and this boy are getting our legs waxed for charity tonight at Oneills. 🍺 Anyone who’s about come support us! #cashforkids #oneills #shittingmyself  (at O’Neill’s)
Thursday, 6:07 pm
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Monday, 3:50 pm
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Monday, 3:49 pm
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when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground


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typical representation of people 1 week before finals.

why are they writing with a spoon?
Monday, 3:47 pm
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Wednesday, 12:02 pm
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Wednesday, 12:02 pm
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mum: “do your homework!”



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why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very old

This book has been in print for 44 years and is still in schools today you are not the people that should feel old about this.
Monday, 2:36 pm
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Pharmacy ball bitches. With a young penguin from batman. #hedidntchoosethethuglife  (at Hilton Aberdeen Treetops)
Tuesday, 2:02 am
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Friday, 5:26 pm
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